Zeke loved the smell of semen. So he hired some guys to come to his house and masturbate on him while he was in the bathtub, taking a lovely salty bath.
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The fine art of dumping single serving (and larger quantities) of granular substance over someone's head, preferably unexpecting. Used in a unfriendly greeting, an insult.
by The Spacious One March 15, 2004
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Normally used when referring to a bukkake.
Normally used when referring to a bukkake.
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by zharper0 August 9, 2012
Get the bath salt defense mug.A street name for designer drugs which resemble bath salts and can induce violent behavior, visions of paranoia, nudity (using bath salts can raise internal body temperature), and EATING shit (research Matthew Hammond of Georgia).
Yep, that's right, some loser named Matthew Hammond actually ATE his own shit after taking bath salts.
He probably deserved it for taking bath salts.
Do some research on Matthew Hammond of Georgia on bath salts if you think I'm joking. Really, do it.
Don't forget about:
* Carla Murphy of Pennsylvania who allegedly took bath salts after giving birth and later attacked hospital staff.
* Robert William White of California who allegedly took bath salts and assaulted a woman and later claimed he was an alien who talked to Jesus.
* Brandon DeLeon of Miami who allegedly took bath salts and threatened to eat people and tried to bite a cop.
and many, many, more...
Yep, that's right, some loser named Matthew Hammond actually ATE his own shit after taking bath salts.
He probably deserved it for taking bath salts.
Do some research on Matthew Hammond of Georgia on bath salts if you think I'm joking. Really, do it.
Don't forget about:
* Carla Murphy of Pennsylvania who allegedly took bath salts after giving birth and later attacked hospital staff.
* Robert William White of California who allegedly took bath salts and assaulted a woman and later claimed he was an alien who talked to Jesus.
* Brandon DeLeon of Miami who allegedly took bath salts and threatened to eat people and tried to bite a cop.
and many, many, more...
Bath salts AKA Aura, Black Rob, Bliss, Blizzard, Bloom, Blue Silk, Cloud 9, Drone, Hurricane Charlie, Ivory Wave, Lovey Dovey, Lunar Wave, Maddie, MCAT, Meow Meow, Monkey Dust, MTV, Ocean Snow, Peeve, Purple Wave, PV, Red Dove, Scarface, Snow Leopard, Stardust, Super Coke, Vanilla Sky, White Lightning, and Zoom.
by bath-salts-suck-ass July 17, 2012
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Tom:DUDE MY COUSIN JUST GOT HIS FACE EATEN OFF BY A BATH SALT ZOMBIE!!!
david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now
Tom: NOOOOOOO
David: *eats Tom's face off*
Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now
Tom: NOOOOOOO
David: *eats Tom's face off*
Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by DRUGGY BITCH December 12, 2012
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