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Definitions by Koolpa

Michigan Motherload 

An abnormal amount of ejaculate. Refers to the Great Lakes surrounding Michigan, and that the amount of ejacualte can be compared to the water in said Lakes. For obvious reasons, this should only be used involving EXTREME amounts of ejaculate. Otherwise, refer to Salt Lake Salt Bath.
Man, that was one Michigan Motherload I fired off there!

Salt Lake Salt Bath 

When a male ejaculates and the amount of jizz can be compared to the amount of water in the Great Salt Lake in Utah.
Normally used when referring to a bukkake.
Hey baby you want to take a salt Lake salt bath?