salmon hand 

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.

Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!

salmon hand by T-Sizzle! June 11, 2006

Salmon Handkerchiefing 

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure

"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"

Salmon Handkerchiefing by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012

Salmon handcuffs 

The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met

fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him

Salmon handcuffs by Phil Mcrackin June 11, 2006

Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

Salmon handler by E.L.James October 19, 2015

Peruvian Salmon Handle 

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

Peruvian Salmon Handle by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

catching salmon with his hands 

When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.

Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.

catching salmon with his hands by brokeback677 January 22, 2014

Double handed salmon rod 

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

Double handed salmon rod by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012