Fottling

The act of mixing horse urine with a cat's period blood, and then washing your hair with it

Holy shit, Cameron and his girlfriend were fottling last night

by Upamonaco August 07, 2024

Haftinning

The act of vomiting into a camel's mouth, and then hitting the griddy shortly after

"Hey man, wanna go Haftinning later?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Bifting

The act of melting 14-20 metal screws together, letting them harden, and then throwing the chunk at a homeless person.

"Hey man, wanna go bifting with me tomorrow?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Moaqing

The act of pulling back your foreskin, and using your smegma (dick cheese) as butter for your toast.

"Hey man, what are you doing for breakfast?"
"Me and Sebastian are moaqing"

by Upamonaco November 28, 2024

Fossing

The act of brutally dissecting a live iguana using only a rusty T-pin.

"Hey man, as our class prank, we're gonna do some fossing to our class pet! Wanna join?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Ibling

A variation of felching that involves a plastic straw, necessary when a fat person is involved, and the tongue can't reach the necessary depths to do the sucking.

"Hey man, you hear that John and Mark were ibling last night?"
"Ew gross, with a straw?"

by Upamonaco December 03, 2024

Ascorbing

A deranged way to eat an orange, similar to going down on the orange. It involves removing a small chunk of the peel, inserting your tongue an inch inside, and making vigorous circular motions.

"Hey man, I heard that Luke was caught ascorbing last night!"
"Oh man, that's such a disgusting way to eat an orange"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024