Upamonaco's definitions

Fottling

The act of mixing horse urine with a cat's period blood, and then washing your hair with it

Holy shit, Cameron and his girlfriend were fottling last night

by Upamonaco August 7, 2024

Creping

An another name for a syrupy pawjob, popular in the furry community.

"Hey man, I heard that Sam and his brother are going to a Creping conference!!"
"Oh wow"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Moaqing

The act of pulling back your foreskin, and using your smegma (dick cheese) as butter for your toast.

"Hey man, what are you doing for breakfast?"
"Me and Sebastian are moaqing"

by Upamonaco November 28, 2024

Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Ascorbing

A deranged way to eat an orange, similar to going down on the orange. It involves removing a small chunk of the peel, inserting your tongue an inch inside, and making vigorous circular motions.

"Hey man, I heard that Luke was caught ascorbing last night!"
"Oh man, that's such a disgusting way to eat an orange"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Haftinning

The act of vomiting into a camel's mouth, and then hitting the griddy shortly after

"Hey man, wanna go Haftinning later?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024