Definitions by Upamonaco
Kallving
The act of two people undergoing 69 positioned sex after they've eaten copious amounts of fish curry, so that around an hour or two in, the people start shitting explosively all over each other. After the sex, the people watch Uruguayan women's volleyball
Jokamming
Pronounced "Yo Cam Ing", Jokamming is the act of sticking the post of a soccer net into the anus, followed by an african elephant stepping on the post, inserting it further into the abdominal cavity.
Ibling
A variation of felching that involves a plastic straw, necessary when a fat person is involved, and the tongue can't reach the necessary depths to do the sucking.
Moaqing
The act of pulling back your foreskin, and using your smegma (dick cheese) as butter for your toast.
Haftinning
Haftinning by Upamonaco November 14, 2024