Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Upamonaco

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

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Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

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A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

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Ascorbing

A deranged way to eat an orange, similar to going down on the orange. It involves removing a small chunk of the peel, inserting your tongue an inch inside, and making vigorous circular motions.

"Hey man, I heard that Luke was caught ascorbing last night!"
"Oh man, that's such a disgusting way to eat an orange"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

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