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SalmonHand 

An expression of mis-understanding or general confusion, Often demonstrated with the waving of a hand and followed by the noise of someone being trapped, rather confusingly underwater.
Person A "hey so cheese finger scary tuesday"
Person B "SalmonHand" *underwater noise*
SalmonHand by JohnC86 March 22, 2009
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salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.
I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.
salmonpants by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009

salmon hand 

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.
Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!
salmon hand by T-Sizzle! June 11, 2006

Slmondander 

the act of putting a salmon in a penis
my girlfriend gave me a slmondander in the shower last night, it hurt
Slmondander by nevan tom November 18, 2018
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