SalmonHand 

An expression of mis-understanding or general confusion, Often demonstrated with the waving of a hand and followed by the noise of someone being trapped, rather confusingly underwater.

Person A "hey so cheese finger scary tuesday"
Person B "SalmonHand" *underwater noise*

SalmonHand by JohnC86 March 22, 2009

salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.

I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.

salmonpants by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009

salmon hand 

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.

Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!

salmon hand by T-Sizzle! June 11, 2006

Slmondander 

the act of putting a salmon in a penis

my girlfriend gave me a slmondander in the shower last night, it hurt

Slmondander by nevan tom November 18, 2018