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salamonca

A very excited and hyped up individual that always runs from the cops for no reason whatsoever. A Salamonca normally pertains to very skinny and short individuals with a strong addiction to meth and other drugs. A Salamonca is known for its ability to scale sides of buildings with ease like Gollum and screech at the moon from rooftops like a Devil. Few Salamoncas have ever been really caught as they have no problems with pain. The only way to catch a Salamonca is to become a Salamonca.

The Salamoncas' history was begun in Patterson Ca.
Catch that Salmonca!

Patterson Devil! Salamonca is gone again!!!
by PPS_TEX March 29, 2017
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