saladist 

Red meat fast food and burger loving man beast phillybobo that is allergic to any food that’s potentially healthy. The thought of any green vegetable matter especially cucumber activates the the violent gag reflex.

Fancy some of my lettuce mate, no fuck that I’m a saladist

saladist by Mossy October 30, 2018

saladitos 

When a man has small salty balls. Saladitos are a mexican candy made of dried plums coated in salt and chile.

Elena: I was with Rico last nite but I think Ima stop seeing him

Lupita: Porque? Why?

Elena: Cuz he's got saladitos.

Lupita: But those were your favorite when we were kids!

saladitos by MexFresh April 4, 2009

saladfisted 

To undertake a project using your initiative only to be dragged into the office yet again to be told how embarrassed & disappointed your MD is of you again (this time slamming his hand on the table - your really in trouble this time!), revising the project to encompass some ludicrous ideas to save cash & when you present to the misers & bastards they saladfinger your ass cos the ideas your MD had were so ludicrous they would never work... so your back in the office with your MD about to get saladfisted cos you 'should have known ‘what he meant’ in the first place.... only to put it back to how you designed it in the first place & start the viscous circle again… and again and again…

Aidan... Get into my office!... ''that project you sent to misers & bastards is all wrong wrong wrong! I know the fax machine is shit and everything is illegible but if i can think it you can do it! I am so embarrassed & disapointed.. send Richard in when you see him, he was 1 minute late this morning & I havent elevated my ego enough on you...'' ''Rich.. MD wants to see you.. Ive just been saladfisted..''

saladfisted by R JS December 30, 2007

Saladisorder

A range of disorders D*Zigned to Grab Attention, rationally or irrationally, which arguably everyone has?

"What ingredients has your saladisorder got in it. We could get to know each other more deeply and effortlessly, healing together."

Saladisorder by PartisanZ September 9, 2023