sagjob

when something is just too saggy to work. usually an item of clothing.

chelsea: maaan, this top is a right...!?
holly: sagjob? that it is!

sagjob by Stuuuuuuuuarttttt December 1, 2010

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snagjob

The act of repetitively licking one's taint (AKA the gooch) from one person to another.

Dude, Haley gave me the best snagjob last night the way she moved her tongue was amazing!

snagjob by Jfetch3 January 20, 2015

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Sadjob

A sadjob is when the blowjob does not excite you or cause an erection.

Person 1: That blowjob was terrible.
Person 2: so you got a sadjob?

Sadjob by The only guy thats sane-ish October 9, 2016

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Samjob

A sandwitch follwed immediately after consumption by a handjob.

Put your hands to good use for once and give me a samjob.

Samjob by TurdToTheWise April 2, 2010

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swagjob

Where a monstrous veiny penis is forcefully thrust into a face. The victim knowing this is their chance on sucking on Swag commences on the best blow job they have or will ever give.

Dave has been swagjobbed three times this week already.
Mr. swag really has it in for this nigger.

swagjob by nitrosage October 1, 2011

abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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