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sadventist 

A member of the Seventh-day Adventist church whose religious views are based on the Old Testament and the writings of Ellen G. White (founder of the SDA church.) As a result, they are miserable people who make everyone else around them miserable too. These miserable souls are likely to be pro-Life and for Capital punishment, extreme gossips and backbiters, and depressed loners with few friends, lovers of money, greedy, and quietly ostentatious. They find fault with everything from contemporary fashion, music, and art to movies, sports, dancing, and people. Their Sabbath-observance is very strict and ceremonial, devoid of joy and real worship, and focused on what one CAN'T do during the time between Friday sundown through Saturday sundown. Children of "sadventist" parents are to be pitied above all because not only are they denied the joys of normal childhood but have to go through their adult life with a broken image of the character of Christ, an image which might never be rectified enough in their minds. As a result, these children either become atheists or worse, they become a version of their "sadventist" parents to propagate even more misery into the world.
Fred: Yo, Pete. Is Carl meeting us at the movies tonight?
Pete: Nah. His mom grounded him.
Fred: How comes?
Pete: Cuz she's a sadventist who doesn't believe in going to the movies.
sadventist by morpheus30 October 24, 2014
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Person who is small and has no gains. Doesn’t workout and has no motivation.
I went from being a sadkvnt to a sickkvnt in 69 months.
Sadkvnt by Sean D50 July 28, 2020

Sadventure 

An trip or excursion that would have normally been fun, but is ruined/made sad by another event; ie: funeral, shooting, fatal accident, etc...
Josiah: I have to go to California next week... It's a sadventure.

Abram: Why?
Josiah: because I have to go to my Aunt's funeral instead of getting some tasty waves.
Sadventure by Thot June 18, 2014

sadventure 

A sad adventure or an adventure undertaken by a sad person or sad people.
"I thought we'd have a good time but it turned out to be a sadventure."
sadventure by Carlos Animals March 29, 2014
Word of the Day on February 5, 2015

sadentary 

When you're so sad and lazy you can't move.
I wanted to go run some errands, but my ass got sadentary.
sadentary by Eaten Soler July 13, 2016

Sadantdadants 

Shorts which are lacking in length, showing far too much untanned thigh. Most commonly used to describe the short shorts of a white male playing basketball.
Look at that fool, playing in those sadantdadants.
Sadantdadants by JRA3 October 5, 2008
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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