sadentary 

When you're so sad and lazy you can't move.

I wanted to go run some errands, but my ass got sadentary.

sadentary by Eaten Soler July 13, 2016

Soapentary 

The act of consuming a food or beverage out of a container which was poorly rinsed and still has soap, resulting in uncontrollable shitting

My wife left soap in my coffee cup, been in the shitter 10 times this hour, she gave me soapentary

Soapentary by Chewy=SFS= September 21, 2012

Sedentary 

Very high/intoxicated due to ingesting and/or inhaling narcotics.

“I can barely move right now, I’m so sedentary”

Sedentary by 420Kaykay January 2, 2021

sedentary 

adj.
inactive or not moving

She never was sedentary, even when asleep.

sedentary by XXHolic October 24, 2010

Sedentaryist 

Exercising a strict adherence to the religious and or political tenets of or pertaining to a significantly sedentary lifestyle. Expressing (without movement or action) a firm belief in all things lazy and inactive.

Lazy Susan is one of the sedentaryest sedentaryists I know. She is a firm advocate of antidistestablishmentsedentarianism and her quite passion for the sedentary lifestyle borders on sedentarocity.

Sedentaryist by team grammatard February 15, 2010

Sementary

(noun): the final resting place for your semen. Examples include: tissues, socks and condoms.

'Bro, last night was great, my sementary was Jessie's face.'

Sementary by CFKane May 13, 2014

Sexually sedentary 

The opposite of sexually active, somewhat sexually inactive, characterized by little sexual exercise.

Welcome to your annual well woman exam Ms. Snyder, are you currently sexually active?

No, I wish...I’m actually more sexually sedentary.

Sexually sedentary by Kansas Sas June 8, 2018