Sadvent

The rare and truly depressing day which occurs when a woman's first period of the new year comes the very next day after she runs out of Christmas chocolate.

The great divide between men and women is never more evident than in a man's complete inability to comprehend the sheer depression and frustration felt by a woman when she experiences sadvent.

by KarenVsLife May 3, 2018

Sarvente

Sarvente is a "nun" at a church in Mid-Fight Masses, where Boyfriend and Girlfriend walk in for the bathroom, and she asks them to join the church, in which Boyfriend and Girlfriend decline the offer, and they end up battling. More information is that:Aliases is Sarv,Her Relatives are unknown and so is the affiliation she is in. Her Relationships are only one, which is Ruv (A Childhood Friend) The mod is Created by Dokki.Doodlez. Her Occupation is the Head of church.
The songs that she stars in are called.

.Parish

.Worship

.And Gospel

Joke time!:

Bro Tip: Don't search up Sarvente on R34 of this will happen:

by Random info for you April 20, 2021

Sarvente

Sarvente is a nun who owns a church and asks people if they want to join. for example, she asks Boyfriend if he and his Girlfriend want to join it, although they were only trying to find the bathroom. She sings a couple songs to prove why its good to join, but on the last song, Gospel, she was tired of trying to get them to join. The songs she sang were Parish, Worship and of course, Gospel.

Person 1: Sarvente is hot
Person 2: God, another person who simps for a nun?

by nono bai June 9, 2021

sadventist

A member of the Seventh-day Adventist church whose religious views are based on the Old Testament and the writings of Ellen G. White (founder of the SDA church.) As a result, they are miserable people who make everyone else around them miserable too. These miserable souls are likely to be pro-Life and for Capital punishment, extreme gossips and backbiters, and depressed loners with few friends, lovers of money, greedy, and quietly ostentatious. They find fault with everything from contemporary fashion, music, and art to movies, sports, dancing, and people. Their Sabbath-observance is very strict and ceremonial, devoid of joy and real worship, and focused on what one CAN'T do during the time between Friday sundown through Saturday sundown. Children of "sadventist" parents are to be pitied above all because not only are they denied the joys of normal childhood but have to go through their adult life with a broken image of the character of Christ, an image which might never be rectified enough in their minds. As a result, these children either become atheists or worse, they become a version of their "sadventist" parents to propagate even more misery into the world.

Fred: Yo, Pete. Is Carl meeting us at the movies tonight?
Pete: Nah. His mom grounded him.
Fred: How comes?
Pete: Cuz she's a sadventist who doesn't believe in going to the movies.

by morpheus30 October 24, 2014

Sadventure

An trip or excursion that would have normally been fun, but is ruined/made sad by another event; ie: funeral, shooting, fatal accident, etc...

Josiah: I have to go to California next week... It's a sadventure.

Abram: Why?
Josiah: because I have to go to my Aunt's funeral instead of getting some tasty waves.

by Thot June 18, 2014

sadventure

A sad adventure or an adventure undertaken by a sad person or sad people.

"I thought we'd have a good time but it turned out to be a sadventure."

by Carlos Animals March 29, 2014

sadvert

An advertisement (television or otherwise) that, rather than causing a desire for a product, induces a repulsion from said product due to the use of popular entertainers such as Michael Winner and/or Dale Winton(eg.).

A really sad advert.

That advert for pile cream really sucks. What a sadvert.

by Bernie the Cow January 25, 2005