sunsturbating 

enjoying the first warm sunrays and short dresses of spring while movin possibly little.

'where u at? sunbathing?'
'i'm right here sunsturbating'

sunsturbating by porncasso March 24, 2021

slasturbating 

masturbating in your sleep

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

slasturbating by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

sadsturbating 

The act of masturbating while sad.

"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."

sadsturbating by BMasterTempt May 17, 2015

slasturbating 

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate

John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day

slasturbating by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011

sadsturbating 

The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.

Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.

sadsturbating by Ratung July 11, 2014

sadsturbating 

sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness

"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"

sadsturbating by The Depressed Llama May 29, 2018