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1. Behaving and/or displaying behavior of a "sap".
2. Spending every day with your new spouse and not hanging with your bros.
3. Weaksauce
-Ronald didn't want to hang out today. -Why? -He's going to see Twilight with Kalea. -SAPLIFE!!
saplife by sageofvipaths November 29, 2012
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the sad life 

what happens when you browse the internet to often and become sexually confused and socially inactive, normally due to fandoms and other internet phenomena.
"Damn.. have you seen Damien recently? I haven't heard from him in weeks irl and all he ever messages me on facebook is stuff about anime. He must live the sad life."
the sad life by Garyniger January 28, 2014

Sad Life Kid 

A fucking awesome kid who gets cleaned weekly
Sad Life Kid is your dad.
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Sad Life 

A feeling of failure (or depression) after tragic events.
Kyle: my mom died

Brandon: oof, Sad Life
Sad Life by Guess.Whos.Bored September 5, 2019

sadwife hour

when you and your lesbian wife are both sad because of causes such as anger and sadness
my wife and i are in sadwife hour because we didn't get mcdonald's
sadwife hour by lesbian wife December 3, 2018
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