saplife

1. Behaving and/or displaying behavior of a "sap".
2. Spending every day with your new spouse and not hanging with your bros.
3. Weaksauce

-Ronald didn't want to hang out today. -Why? -He's going to see Twilight with Kalea. -SAPLIFE!!

by sageofvipaths November 29, 2012

#sadlife

When you realize your whole life is pointless and you facepalm everything you have done since the day you were born.

I am living a #sadlife.

by True.saddest.liver May 4, 2018

spliferrific

a terrific spliff(joint)

this joint is spliferrific!

by Sarah Hubbard May 11, 2003

#sadlife

When you are so sad, and something has gone horribly wrong you just contemplate your life decisions.

I live a #sadlife :(

by saddestliver February 4, 2018

#sadlife

A cheap, weird, unusual catchphrase used by unusual people.

Emma: i have a #sadlife!
Jenny: no, just no.

by I’m bored June 2, 2018

splife

A doobie containing both Marijuana and Tobacco, for the purpose of making it much more smooth.

"Oh man I could kill for splife right about now."

by Banana Boy September 25, 2005

sap life

Sex, Alcohol and Parties, all the single sluttys enjoy that life all the fkn weekends.

Wow she's been living a sap life since she's single.
I NEED A SAP LIFE NOW
Someone told me than the sap life is so funny and freaky.

by The slutty Tiffany November 20, 2019