sadbooking 

Posting your pathetic life as a status update with the intent to gain pitty or invitations. (first use traced to Diana Geraghty of Arizona)

example of sadbooking: I'm sitting at home all alone watching a movie, but a least I have may health...

sadbooking by scs23 June 19, 2010

sexbooking

Sexbooking is the act of performing verbal sex over facebook. Wether this be through wall posts or comments, maybe even perhaps photos, one facebooker to another will talk in a sexaul or decieving way to the other.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush often use sexbooking, while Reggie is away.

sexbooking by bamfstat101 March 15, 2010

dadbooking 

Defined: As the deliberate and intentional search for ones biological parents (Father) using the popular social networking site Facebook. It is compounded by the untouched desire to seek out one’s father in what is usually a failed attempt at happiness.

Usage:

Kala- Hey Amber what did you do today.

Amber- Well earlier I had a sandwich and then me and my brother spent a few hours dadbooking, but we couldn’t find that sucka.

Kala- Yeah he really needs to come through with child support.

dadbooking by Michael DeForest February 10, 2010

shatbooking 

Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.

Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'

shatbooking by Scuzzball February 16, 2014

Sadbopping 

Is an emotion that people feel while listening music that is meaningful or contains sad lyrics but the actual music is a bop and you can't stop dancing to it despite having sad or meaningful lyrics.

I just heard Outro : Tear by BTS and i'm now sadbopping.

Sadbopping by Puzzmaze May 26, 2020

sadbaking 

sadbaking-
n. a branch of culinary art, practiced worldwide, in which the artist bakes in a sad affective state. Characterized by imprecise—if any—measurements, spills, and low baking supervision. Sadbaking is an inherently optimistic endeavor, because the baker initiates the task with the belief that he or she can follow through, despite challenges and feelings of wanting to give up. As such, sadbaked goods are the crystallized synthesis of grief and hope. Due to the production variation from recipe instructions, they often take on unusual shapes and carry unique flavors, stretching the definitions of their product classes, potentially leading to innovations and reconceptualizations.

v. baking in a sad affective state.

Sadbaking is a healthy way to engage meaningfully with life and others when you’re feeling down. You get to accomplish something and share your sadbacked goods with other people, or not. =D

Yesterday I sadbaked these lemon muffins. They turned out oily because I didn’t measure the butter, but they kept their forms because they didn’t get stuck in the baking tray. 😃

sadbaking by Emsyxoxo November 1, 2021

shadebooking 

Using facebook or other similar social media platforms to throw shade on others, usually without calling them out by name. Closely related to vaguebooking

I'm thinking of shadebooking my deadbeat ex-husband for bailing on his fatherly duties again.

shadebooking by Smilinteddy May 17, 2018