dadbooking

Defined: As the deliberate and intentional search for ones biological parents (Father) using the popular social networking site Facebook. It is compounded by the untouched desire to seek out one’s father in what is usually a failed attempt at happiness.

Usage:

Kala- Hey Amber what did you do today.

Amber- Well earlier I had a sandwich and then me and my brother spent a few hours dadbooking, but we couldn’t find that sucka.

Kala- Yeah he really needs to come through with child support.

by Michael DeForest February 10, 2010

Deadbooking

The act of looking at the Facebook profiles of dead people.

The day after Morty died, I figure almost 1000 people were deadbooking his profile.

by jwpenni November 17, 2010

Dadbodding

Dadbodding is drinking a 6-pack of coors, smoking darts, and eating a full pepperoni pizza in a sitting

"Its friday wanna go dadbodding?"

by ya boy nick June 8, 2015

sadbooking

Posting your pathetic life as a status update with the intent to gain pitty or invitations. (first use traced to Diana Geraghty of Arizona)

example of sadbooking: I'm sitting at home all alone watching a movie, but a least I have may health...

by scs23 June 19, 2010

dadjoking

To swindle, bamboozle, or trick someone into believing that something fake is actually real, then delete all evidence of your messages.

"Yo man, stop it with the dadjoking. Everyone's tired of it at this point"

by that_reason March 12, 2021