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1. noun. A state of such extreme sadness that all of one's blood rushes to one's nether-regions.

2. noun. A feeling of sadness paired with arousal.

3. noun. The feeling of regret one experiences after a bad hook-up, combined with a lingering boner or lady-boner.
"Dude, are you crying while also masturbating??"

"Don't judge, I have such a raging sad-on right now."
sad-on by Doctor Dan Drangus April 24, 2014
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Sad on me 

When someone is giving you beef for no reason but because your better than that rather than sinking to there childish level despite your superior wit and strengh you just query why there being sad on you.
Sad on me by Heidihobag March 10, 2021

Sad turd on the roof 

Sad turd on the roof is a saying used to describe an ugly bird on your roof. used commonly by 11 year olds.
i hear a Sad turd on the roof on our roof
Sad turd on the roof by TiltedMC December 10, 2019

This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs) 

In a world as vast and diverse as ours, belief systems vary greatly, each adding a unique hue to the fabric of humanity. From major religions to indigenous spiritualities, our world is rich with different perspectives. Beneath this tapestry lies a common thread: the human longing for meaning and connection.

At the core of every religion lies compassion, whether through Christianity's Golden Rule, Islam's emphasis on charity, or Buddhism's teachings on loving-kindness. Mocking beliefs disregards this value, fostering division.

In facing global challenges, unity and cooperation are crucial. Respecting each other's beliefs builds bridges, transcending divides and promoting understanding. This fosters a society that is resilient, inclusive, and compassionate.

Mockery sends a ripple effect of negativity and division, fueling conflicts and atrocities. Conversely, tolerance creates a culture of respect and understanding, promoting healing and reconciliation.

While freedom of expression is vital, it must be tempered by respect and civility. Hate speech spreads misinformation and leads to real-world violence. Upholding tolerance ensures everyone can express themselves freely.

Despite differences, universal truths unite us: the desire for happiness, peace, and meaning. Focusing on commonalities fosters a shared humanity, breaking down barriers and building bridges of understanding and solidarity.
This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)

Sad Onion 

A face on most toy packaging showing the toy is not for ages 0-3, that is sad and looks more like an onion.
The packaging has the sad onion, as almost always.
Sad Onion by Mr. EMdfM August 6, 2017

sad onion 

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.
2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.
sad onion by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024

for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad 

A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.
Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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