A method of navigation superior to GPS, which utilizes the measurement of relative air-current temperature. The method involves the application of saliva to a male’s scrotum by a female’s tongue. The scrotum is then placed outside the window of a moving vehicle. Air currents are analyzed via temperature changes detected in the epidermal layer of the scrotum. A normal vector corresponding to the isothermal region with the lowest relative scrotal temperature is deemed the “sacknav” vector. The sacknav vector always points parallel to the direction of final destination, via the path of least resistance.
the quick flick of one's fingers making contact with another's ballsack, causing a delayed, but tremendous pain in the lower stomach region of one's body.
Bag lunch, usually consists of two warm bologna sandwiches, a bruised apple or orange, and a small bag of regular chips. If you're lucky you might get zebra cakes, all in a brown paper bag. Most of the time sandwiches go in first so they get smashed.
When your male friend stretches out his scrotum skin then gets you to place a lolly of your choice on top of the ball bag simulating a sling shot. Once the lolly is in place simply tap underneath the stretched out skin ( three fingers works best) with enough force to dismount the lolly into one's mouth.