hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 28, 2013

windmill

Marijuana cigarette constructed from one fattie crossed with two pinners to form a windmill structure. Takes a lot of weed, skill, and patience to get it right. Also seen in joint rolling handbook.

Jimmy spent two hours trying to roll a windmill and it didn't even hit good.

by Jojwjwjejej December 21, 2013

chunk

Fat dense nugs of cannabis.

I don't want that shake, I want some chunk.

by Jojwjwjejej December 22, 2013

feed em beans

It means to lie and tell a bunch of bullshit to someone. Usually done around narks, snitches, dama hoes, and cops.

Michelle and her friends wanted to know why Bob owed me money, so instead of saying fuck off, I was polite and feed em beans.

by Jojwjwjejej December 29, 2013

Asshole

You

Fuck you asshole

by Jojwjwjejej June 05, 2024

plenty of time

Acronym for pot, sometimes used as a code word when asking people if they have any herb.

Bob: Do you have any time?

Frank: Yeah, I have plenty of time.

by Jojwjwjejej December 25, 2013

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 27, 2019