14 definitions by Jojwjwjejej

hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 28, 2013

spookdaddy

A derogatory term used to describe the fathers of spooks.

That spookdaddy doesn't take care of his children.

by Jojwjwjejej December 23, 2013

cocksucker

Word used to describe females mouth while bitching.

Shut your cocksucker up grandma, I don't want any cookies.

by Jojwjwjejej December 21, 2013

chunk

Fat dense nugs of cannabis.

I don't want that shake, I want some chunk.

by Jojwjwjejej December 22, 2013

windmill

Marijuana cigarette constructed from one fattie crossed with two pinners to form a windmill structure. Takes a lot of weed, skill, and patience to get it right. Also seen in joint rolling handbook.

Jimmy spent two hours trying to roll a windmill and it didn't even hit good.

by Jojwjwjejej December 21, 2013

Jeff bilbrey

When you think you're going to fart but you shit and eat it.

I walked out the door and pulled a Jeff bilbrey cause I was late for work and didn't have enough time to change

by Jojwjwjejej August 31, 2018

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 27, 2019