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SA-MP PTSD 

basically when ur highly addicted to samp 24/7

dead game 2018-19
Zac: bro, ur such a kid playing samp 24/7 u got SA-MP PTSD or something get some help
SA-MP PTSD by XDDDDDDDDDDDDX1323 December 11, 2018
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S.A.M.P.L.E. 

Short acronym sometimes used by junior paramedics when doing a patient assessment. Stands for Signs and Symptoms, Allergies, Medications, Past pertinent information, Last oral intake, and Events leading up.
Based on the report, the paramedic's secondary survey touched on all points of the S.A.M.P.L.E. acronym.
S.A.M.P.L.E. by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

sampynis 

(noun) a really retarded person who acts like a dick or penis often used by Taiwanese students to mock others.
It started in an international school when a student called Sampson Tsai showed his dick in class and started dancing .
(Verb) sampyniscate
(adverb) sampynisly
Damn Jack you are such a sampynis for eating 5 apples .
Tom just sampyniscated in class.
Bob looked at me sampynisly with his dick out.
sampynis by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 28, 2017

Dirty Sampson 

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake
Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
Dirty Sampson by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

Sample Zombies 

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.
A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.
Sample Zombies by andiego July 17, 2012
A general pejorative used primarily in online communities, particularly gaming communities.

Etymology: Originally used in Chris Coutt's Tales for the L33T, an adaptation of Shakespeare's classic Romeo and Juliet for a generation more familiar with internet vernacular than Renaissance-era English. The phrase originated from a dialogue between Gregory and Sampson, the former referring to the latter as "Sampfag," a portmanteau of "Sampson" and "fag."
stfu sampfag
Sampfag by OrwellJames March 3, 2010