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S.O.M.
To be the son of a M.I.L.F.,
Tom: hey did u hear that mike is a S.O.M.
Locky: No way, are u sure??
Tom: yeah, i'd bone his mum any day
S.O.M. by VERSEPILLIS April 25, 2006
Shit on me.

An abbreviation used to describe an unfortunate event that has occured
s.o.m., my ipod died in the middle of my jog.

we had a test today!? S.O.M.
S.O.M. by theboss! April 14, 2011

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".
Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.
s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016

S.O.M.F. 

abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.
Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.
S.O.M.F. by Anonymous314 May 4, 2008

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h 

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart
He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

s.o.m.a. 

Rectal mucus discharge. "S.O.M.A.", literally, an acronym for "Snot Out (of) My Ass". For individuals with IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) or colinitis, this discharge is a common occurrence. The discharge is often following flatulence. S.O.M.A. can, in rare instances, indicate Krohn's disease.
Gentleman recalling a story: "So there I was in the can, I pushed and thought was going to take a dump, and it was a big jelly mess of s.o.m.a.!
s.o.m.a. by Muroftra February 6, 2008