S.O.M.D. 

Short for:

Sit On My Dick

"Yo, you look like a nerd"
"S.O.M.D. you asshole!"

S.O.M.D. by This Life Style October 26, 2005

S.O.M.D. 

Son of a mother duck!

*hit basketball into net with baseball bat from 200ft.*

"SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!"

abbr. S.O.M.D.

S.O.M.D. by epicninjarapelol February 17, 2010

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F by anonymous March 1, 2021

d.t.s.o.m.f. 

down to sit on my face

me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?

d.t.s.o.m.f. by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011

O.M.D.S. 

One More Dammit Syndrome. Describes one that goes the extra mile in any activity. Is a kiss ass to coach, teacher, etc. Usually of Jewish descent. A person who just needs one more.

Someone who drives a strawberry douche Chevy Monte Carlo.

"Let someone else try it"
"ONE MORE DAMMIT!!!"
"Poor kid suffers from a severe case off O.M.D.S."

"Damn Jew-fro"

O.M.D.S. by askjlvfhklasjfhglkajshfglkjasdfh March 5, 2008

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch!

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003