S.O.M. 

S.O.M.
To be the son of a M.I.L.F.,

Tom: hey did u hear that mike is a S.O.M.
Locky: No way, are u sure??
Tom: yeah, i'd bone his mum any day

S.O.M. by VERSEPILLIS April 25, 2006

S.O.M. 

Shit on me.

An abbreviation used to describe an unfortunate event that has occured

s.o.m., my ipod died in the middle of my jog.

we had a test today!? S.O.M.

S.O.M. by theboss! April 14, 2011

s.o.m 

(SOM) Stands for The Sons Of Mayhem MC, The best 1% MC in GTA there ever was or will be, They are said to have derived from the outlaw Gangs back in the 1800s.
If you see them... Keep clear!

Oh fuck, Its S.O.M

s.o.m by Mutiles September 7, 2018

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".

Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016

S.O.M.F. 

abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.

Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.

S.O.M.F. by Anonymous314 May 4, 2008

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h 

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018

s.o.m.a. 

Rectal mucus discharge. "S.O.M.A.", literally, an acronym for "Snot Out (of) My Ass". For individuals with IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) or colinitis, this discharge is a common occurrence. The discharge is often following flatulence. S.O.M.A. can, in rare instances, indicate Krohn's disease.

Gentleman recalling a story: "So there I was in the can, I pushed and thought was going to take a dump, and it was a big jelly mess of s.o.m.a.!

s.o.m.a. by Muroftra February 6, 2008