When a man and his woman are
having sex with a Johnnie on and the man ejaculates he that carefully removes the rubber from his pinis. He then gets the girl to excrete into it and ties it up. He then proceeds to place it in the
microwave for about 30 seconds on a low heat. Once it is warm and soft like a fresh brownie, he takes it out and slaps the girl with it back and fourth til it explodes on her face. Thus this paintbrush has created
abstract art
Gerald: yo hombre what did you just get up to
last night
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just
painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's
paintbrush.