2 definitions by RussellWestbrooktripdub

Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.

Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 14, 2017

Van Gogh's Paint Brush

The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.

Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.

I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 14, 2017