s-pain
s-pain by stillcantfindfaith August 24, 2020
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five finger death punch of war and the world's pain and suffering from hell
Person 1: 5fdp
Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!
Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!
five finger death punch of war and the world's pain and suffering from hell by Vos ro dah November 14, 2020
Frank's house of pain
When a guy makes his hot wings so hot his friends cry in pain and then crap their pants 2 hours later.
Man these chicken wings are way to hot dude! I mean it actually hurts! Did you do "Frank's house of pain" wings again man?
2 hrs. later: My god I just made it to the crapper dude, and I swear flames shot out of my ass!
2 hrs. later: My god I just made it to the crapper dude, and I swear flames shot out of my ass!
Frank's house of pain by unclemongoose October 12, 2009
Picasso's paintbrush
When a man and his woman are having sex with a Johnnie on and the man ejaculates he that carefully removes the rubber from his pinis. He then gets the girl to excrete into it and ties it up. He then proceeds to place it in the microwave for about 30 seconds on a low heat. Once it is warm and soft like a fresh brownie, he takes it out and slaps the girl with it back and fourth til it explodes on her face. Thus this paintbrush has created abstract art
Gerald: yo hombre what did you just get up to last night
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's paintbrush.
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's paintbrush.
Picasso's paintbrush by artistsbeaut December 13, 2016
Picasso's Paintbrush
When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.
Picasso's Paintbrush by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009
God's Paintbrush
Someone That God Himself Handpicked To Illustrate The Goodness of Him & The Goodness of Life Thru Him Thru Song, Poetry, Prayer, Prophesy & Scripture or Any Other Means He Chooses
God's Paintbrush by A Angel of God September 13, 2023
Van Gogh's Paint Brush
The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.
Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.
Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.
I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.
Van Gogh's Paint Brush by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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