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A student of the United States Naval CVT program. Also known as 'perm ninja' or 'Swag'. Born overseas he moved to the US with nothing but a pocket full of money, the clothes on his back, and a head full of dreams. When he goes as far as he can in the great land of oppurtunity, he will leave to return to the land of his people with money, success, and an even more impressive perm.
P1: What happened to the classroom?!

P2: ...Swag missed a question and went on a rampage...started flipping tables and shit.

P1: S-16 missed a question?! May the Lord have mercy on us...
S-16 by WrongwaySteve August 23, 2011
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UCMJ says 16's OK 

A phrase used for a military person who wants to have relations with a person who could possibly be under age but the UCMJ says as long as she's 16 its fair game.

Also can be used to combat the phrase 16 will get you 20
#1

Sailor: Hey check out that girl over there she is fine as hell i would destroy her pussy

Marine: Dude she looks 16 years old

Sailor: Hey UCMJ says 16's OK

#2

Guy 1: 16 will get you 20

Guy 2: Yea but UCMJ says 16's OK

p.s/i.s 163 

it means low on budget and the teachers who work in the school are retarded
MRS.saban: EvErYoNe in p.s/i.s 163 kNoWs aBoUt YoU GuYs
Everyone in 802: shut up avatar.
p.s/i.s 163 by Some guy at 163 January 22, 2019

E/S 16TH VAGOS 

Soldados who fear nothing, and never back down, ever. Regardless of the situation, the only way to stop one of those people is to kill them. A bullet to the heart and another to the brain may be sufficient, but has been proven to not be enough in some cases.
E/S 16th Vagos hombre.
E/S 16TH VAGOS by Vatolocomero March 20, 2024

It's 2011 not 1605 

A response/comeback to someone who is deemed as a racist or uses racial slurs.

Usually used on the internet against trolls.
Troll: Well this video of a black man robbing an old white woman, is proof all blacks are criminals. They should be locked up or made to be slaves again, and that's how it should be.

Response: Oh shut up about "slaves", seriously, get a new joke. Every race has had slaves, not just black people you fool. Seriously get with the times, it's 2011 not 1605 !!
It's 2011 not 1605 by Og Internet G November 6, 2011
Multiple text messages sent by your significant other during a fight in 160 character incriments due to the limit on a standard text message.
Someone told my girlfriend I was out with another girl today! She will be sending me plenty of 160's all night tonight! SMH
160's by BigJohn Horton May 2, 2011

1665.65 m/s 

Rob: ”Wow you smashed that chicken at 1665.65 m/s”
Chad: ”Yeah, that boy ready to be eaten”
1665.65 m/s by Erik aka Cp February 21, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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