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A student of the United States Naval CVT program. Also known as 'perm ninja' or 'Swag'. Born overseas he moved to the US with nothing but a pocket full of money, the clothes on his back, and a head full of dreams. When he goes as far as he can in the great land of oppurtunity, he will leave to return to the land of his people with money, success, and an even more impressive perm.
P1: What happened to the classroom?!

P2: ...Swag missed a question and went on a rampage...started flipping tables and shit.

P1: S-16 missed a question?! May the Lord have mercy on us...
S-16 by WrongwaySteve August 23, 2011
Words you can keep

UCMJ says 16's OK 

A phrase used for a military person who wants to have relations with a person who could possibly be under age but the UCMJ says as long as she's 16 its fair game.

Also can be used to combat the phrase 16 will get you 20
#1

Sailor: Hey check out that girl over there she is fine as hell i would destroy her pussy

Marine: Dude she looks 16 years old

Sailor: Hey UCMJ says 16's OK

#2

Guy 1: 16 will get you 20

Guy 2: Yea but UCMJ says 16's OK

p.s/i.s 163 

it means low on budget and the teachers who work in the school are retarded
MRS.saban: EvErYoNe in p.s/i.s 163 kNoWs aBoUt YoU GuYs
Everyone in 802: shut up avatar.
p.s/i.s 163 by Some guy at 163 January 22, 2019

E/S 16TH VAGOS 

Soldados who fear nothing, and never back down, ever. Regardless of the situation, the only way to stop one of those people is to kill them. A bullet to the heart and another to the brain may be sufficient, but has been proven to not be enough in some cases.
E/S 16th Vagos hombre.
E/S 16TH VAGOS by Vatolocomero March 20, 2024

It's 2011 not 1605 

A response/comeback to someone who is deemed as a racist or uses racial slurs.

Usually used on the internet against trolls.
Troll: Well this video of a black man robbing an old white woman, is proof all blacks are criminals. They should be locked up or made to be slaves again, and that's how it should be.

Response: Oh shut up about "slaves", seriously, get a new joke. Every race has had slaves, not just black people you fool. Seriously get with the times, it's 2011 not 1605 !!
It's 2011 not 1605 by Og Internet G November 6, 2011
Multiple text messages sent by your significant other during a fight in 160 character incriments due to the limit on a standard text message.
Someone told my girlfriend I was out with another girl today! She will be sending me plenty of 160's all night tonight! SMH
160's by BigJohn Horton May 2, 2011

1665.65 m/s 

The velocity required to cock a chicken
Rob: ”Wow you smashed that chicken at 1665.65 m/s”
Chad: ”Yeah, that boy ready to be eaten”
1665.65 m/s by Erik aka Cp February 21, 2019
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