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Rigor mortis
Rigor mortis by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023
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Rigor-coitus
The act of making love to a long lost love or spouse after they have died. Possibly in a scenic setting like in front of a fireplace or at a grave yard. This is not to be confused with necrophilia because it embodies the love that one may have once had for said corpse.
Walter: Where were you last night Howard?
Howard: I was just really depressed thinking about Emma's passing, i had to go down to the cemetary and have her one last time...
Walter: Sometimes rigor-coitus is the only way to relive the passion you once had, I'm sorry Howard, one day soon you'll be able to join her again...
Howard: Yea, i was thinking next tuesday possibly.
Howard: I was just really depressed thinking about Emma's passing, i had to go down to the cemetary and have her one last time...
Walter: Sometimes rigor-coitus is the only way to relive the passion you once had, I'm sorry Howard, one day soon you'll be able to join her again...
Howard: Yea, i was thinking next tuesday possibly.
Rigor-coitus by The Crypt Creeps December 12, 2010
Rigor Mortis
Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.
Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".
Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".
Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.
Rigor Mortis by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007
RyGo
Mike: Man, did you see Gosling's performance in "The Ides of March"?
Robert: Totally. I love everything RyGo has done. I would totally have sex with him.
Robert: Totally. I love everything RyGo has done. I would totally have sex with him.
RyGo by Half Mile Road January 19, 2012
rigor mortis
when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
rigor mortis by I TURN CORPSES UPSIDE DOWN May 30, 2006
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