JRigor's definitions

Rigored

1. To be anally raped.

2. To be metaphorically anally raped.

1. I was knocked unconscious and rigored last night in the freight elevator.

2. I got rigored today when Joe called in sick to work. Now not only do I have to open the store, but I also have to close the store on my day off!

by JRigor June 28, 2009