rwaffle 

Rwaffle is a form of the internet abbreviation "rofl," or the mxican "refl."

"omgosh rwaffle! you are so funny."

rwaffle by Tricky April 14, 2005

Raffleeinar 

The state of being highly aroused not taking your environment into consideration, thus acting out of your own personal desire without relying on the consequences of what may happen.

Used in the correct context; the word itself is a combination of weird and funny.

"He was raffleeinar yesterday, dancing and shouting in the classroom"
"That guy looked totally raffleeinar"

Raffleeinar by Fuzsy October 23, 2009

Raffles World Academy

A school in Dubai, located in the UAE. The school chose a freaking horse as a mascot, and lacks facilities due to greedy owners. The students are either rich & stupid, gangster arabs or smart indians. It's famous for its excellence approach of stopping smoking in the bathrooms.

CEO: It's time to get a mascot like our sister school Dubai International Academy!
Tony: Sure thing, let's take the horse to mascot RWA (raffles world academy).

Raffles World Academy by Therealtupac1994 May 22, 2016

Raffles Institution

If you come here and you're secretly gay but don't know it yet, then after half a year you will be openly gay.

If you go to Raffles Institution, you have a 97% chance of finding out you are gay

Raffles Institution by cantdecideonusernamemaybelater October 7, 2021

monkey banana raffle 

1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.

This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")

"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.

monkey banana raffle by L. Griffith May 22, 2007

Job raffle 

When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.

How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.

How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?

They won it in the raffle at Christmas.

Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!

Job raffle by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009

Raffles World Academy

The best school in the world located in Dubai, UAE. Students of this renowned academy are famed for getting high in the bathroom between classes whilst teachers claim they do not know who actually smokes but literally every other student knows who they are. Raffles student also enjoy sharing experiences with one another so do not be alarmed if you see two guys standing over a bidet and watching another guy take a piss.

Raffles students also enjoy a 10 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the mornings and a 30 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the afternoons. Raffles is famed for choosing very good deadlines for their IB students. Expect to have an average of 7 assessments in one day. Raffles is also famed for its self taught courses (basically all of them, you might as well ditch every day since you will self study anyways) as teachers wish to engage their students and to simply guide students towards success rather than instruct.
As a student, expect to be confronted by teachers about the dumbest things ever like having a white dot on your shoes. Every once in a while, you will do a test that basically tests your ability to bend paper in your mind and punch holes into them and later unfold them and see if you recognize the pattern.

Student 1: Which school do you go to?

Student 2: Raffles World Academy

Student 1: Yo, can you hook me up?

Student 2: Bro, what are you talking about??

Student 1: Don't you guys like stash your dokha in the ceilings in the bathrooms?

Student 2: Bro how do you even know that?

Student 1: Bro, your school is basically the Middle East and North Africa supplier of dokha...

Student 2: True..

Raffles World Academy by pagil January 2, 2017