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Rastaclart 

An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.
Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!

Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz
Rastaclart by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

Rastaclart 

A wrinkly old scrawny Jewish woman.
Wow that Katie Eary sure is a rastaclart!
Rastaclart by 🅱️evin May 31, 2018

Rustaclart

A Rustaclart is a type of male who suffers from osteoporosis, copper poisoning or Nokia-death. The affected will look like an old corner shop owner in Bristol or Blackburn. Over 10,000 people per 1,000,000 are affected by this and need to seek the proper treatments to supress the effects of it.
1. "Oi you Rustaclart, how are the bones feeling?"
2. "Screw you john."
Rustaclart by SoggyBoneSyndrome February 28, 2023

Rasclart Blem 

A Cannabis Cigarette. Other abbreviations can include Spliff, Joint, etc.
Rasclart Blem by MrRasclarted December 10, 2019

Rasclartios 

Can mean many things depending on the use or situation of thing I.e

‘Rah that’s mad’ rasclartios

Wowu= rasclartios

Somebody moving incorrectly or doing something out of pocket “rasclartios”

It all depends on the circumstances the term is being used in
Feds raid a mans house out of nowhere

“Rasclartios” 🥴
Rasclartios by Fawwa3 October 31, 2019

put your rasclart in your bumcha 

to put ones rasclart in ones bumcha requires great skill which involves pure filth. it is used as an insult in many cultures
dean you bumbersquat put your rasclart in your bumcha!!!