rumplesilkskin
The soft skin on the end of an uncut penis pulled up as far as it can when flaccid. Resembles the look of a pug/ bulldog face
rumplesilkskin by mlseed December 1, 2016
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Rumplestiltskin
A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.
to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,
the next I'll have the young queen's child.
Ha, glad am I that no one knew
that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.
the next I'll have the young queen's child.
Ha, glad am I that no one knew
that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.
Rumplestiltskin by Dizeezed September 15, 2005
Rumplestiltskin
A method of consumption of beer. The "rumpler" takes a can of beer (unopened) and shakes it up extremely well. being very carbonated and hard, the can is then bashed on the head of the rumpler untill it breaks open. During this process the Rumpler(s) repeatedly chant "rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin". The rumpler then must shotgun the beer putting their mouth over the spot where the can broke. Rumplestiltskins can be very quick and easy but more likely then none, painful. Only the brave Rumple.
Rumplestiltskin by deggerkegger July 9, 2009
backward rumplestilskin
When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it
backward rumplestilskin by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011
rumplemilfskin
rumplemilfskin by birdmanJAM March 19, 2010
Rumpledickskin
1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.
Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.
"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."
"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."
Rumpledickskin by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017
Rumplestiltskin
Thick patches of cellulite on and around the upper thigh region.
Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.
Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.
Doug: "Damn fool, check out that bitch in the red dress!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"
Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"
Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"
Rumplestiltskin by Dawn Heartsfelt September 22, 2009
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