rumplemilfskin 

a magical gnome that brings milfs to your doorstep. he also spins jizz into gold.

"I just got a rumplemilfskin for my doorstep. Ever since it's been like a daycare at my house."

rumplemilfskin by birdmanJAM March 19, 2010

rumplesilkskin

The soft skin on the end of an uncut penis pulled up as far as it can when flaccid. Resembles the look of a pug/ bulldog face

Tried to get my boyfriend hard. Instead I ended up with a handful of rumplesilkskin

rumplesilkskin by mlseed December 1, 2016