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Rubed it 

When 2 men with micro penises dock each other.
Jamie & Frank were passionately in love and both had micro penises. This made it difficult to have intercourse so they decided to touch tip to tip, otherwise known as having Rubed it.
Rubed it by Boom1981 February 4, 2021
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Shin shaw Ruben shean 

A name to characters a preteen girl who is offend sed to be annoying to others
You are so shin shaw Ruben shean

This is a joke

Ruben Slikk

Real name Ruben Andre Thompson born February 15 1990 is a rapper/singer from Miami Shores, Florida.
Ruben Slikk by loopdigga... June 27, 2019

Rooftop Rubdown 

The act of engaging In the sexual act of giving or receiving a Hand Job on top of a Roof
Me and Sarah were hanging out and she was giving me a rooftop rubdown and then her dad saw us. It was so worth it

Rube Chat 

A bunch of 35-45 year old males who are bored with life. These nerds call each other names on a message board all night until they have to go to bed at 10pm, wake up at 7am, and go to their pithy 9-5 job where their boss rides them all day. They then come home to an aging wife who's putting on 5lbs a week and an 11 year old boy who can't stop pissing his bed and shitting himself on the school bus.
You see Kevin over there? He posts on Rube Chat as "Night Train." His life is pathetic but boy does he love acting tough on the internet.
Rube Chat by DC4MVP January 31, 2017

Cubix Rube

cubeland
loves to be a cube
is very cubey
person 1: can i solve your cubix rube?
person 2: the fuck?
Cubix Rube by BluBluUwU February 16, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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