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rub one off 

to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.
She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.
rub one off by crazywhores May 2, 2003

rub one off 

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion
1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."
rub one off by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

rub one off 

To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

P.S Daniel, Jamie And Luke All Have Small Penis
Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off
rub one off by Tim Case October 16, 2003

Rub one off 

Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.
Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.
Rub one off by Solid Mantis April 9, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026