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rub one off 

to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.
She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.
rub one off by crazywhores May 2, 2003

rub one off 

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion
1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."
rub one off by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

rub one off 

To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

P.S Daniel, Jamie And Luke All Have Small Penis
Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off
rub one off by Tim Case October 16, 2003

Rub one off 

Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.
Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.
Rub one off by Solid Mantis April 9, 2019

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026