routes

The different paths a penis can take to maneuver through the various defenses crafted by women to protect their end zones.

Cam Newton thinks it's funny to hear a female talk about routes .

routes by Puntmuffer October 6, 2017

BUM ROUTES 

WHEN ONE HUMAN BEING THINKS HE OR SHE IS GOOD AT MADDEN, BUT WHEN THEY PLAY AN OPPONENT OF THE SAME OR OPPOSITE SEX, THEY TEND TO CHOKE AND THROW PICKS FOR A LOSS

WOW! UR SUPER TRASH! U RUN BUM ROUTES!

BUM ROUTES by xBOOGIE MANx October 22, 2009

dummy routes 

like when you run hella fast either from someone or just for the heck of it

zammmmmm the cop was chasing me and I HIT DUMMY ROUTES!!

dummy routes by chocolate chunky June 21, 2017

Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes

The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes are a large network of trails suited for walking and biking and even horseback riding and canoeing on some parts. They connect Ethnic Qarsherskiyan communities on the Virginia Peninsula to the outside world, historically speaking, and have been around for hundreds of years, possibly dating back to the early 1600s. The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes mostly run through forests, marshes, and Bald Cypress swamps, connecting the cities of Newport News, Yorktown, and Williamsburg without touching any major roadways or neighborhoods. There is even a tunnel under Denbigh Boulevard called the AL-Qarsherskiyy Tunnel which allows people to walk across Denbigh without getting ran over. The trails and paths extend to Lake Erie and even down to Cape Hatteras in the North Carolina Outerbanks, meandering through Appalachia. The FBI and other organizations have trouble monitoring the trails and keeping track of the underground movement of spices, herbs, and other products from the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan community, which they trade with the outside world using a battering system or using the US dollar. Its been suspecting that drugs have been smuggled along these routes, mainly Afghan Opium and Marijuana varieties and a plant from Yemen called Qhat, but such claims are unfounded and aren't substantiated.

The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes manage to sneak right passed the Huntington Pointe Neighborhood in Newport News, Virginia and they even have a tunnel under Denbigh Boulevard.

Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes by Son of Ogun December 4, 2024

Yaqub Route 

A play in baseball where a player takes a bad route in the outfield, especially in right field.

Examples: Running inwards when the ball is clearly over the head; Running in the wrong direction of where the ball is hit; Getting a bad read of the baseball; etc.

Named after the infamous right fielder and a Chipotle enthusiast, Zach Yaqub.

Ben: Did u see Marcell Ozuna’s route to the ball?

Liam: That’s the classic Yaqub route.

Ben: yea fo sho.

Yaqub Route by King Mufasa 6 April 25, 2022

Route one 

Route one means to drive a football towards an opponent's goal by a long kick upfield from the rear.

The technique is denigrated as an unattractive ploy by weak teams who lack the skill or confidence to move the ball along the field by talented play between team mates.

The long boot or "welly" by a goalkeeper or defending player bypasses many of the opposing players who may be dangerously skilful. It can be seen a shot in the dark, a hopeful search for a member of one's own team far upfield.

The goal came by route one; it wasn't pretty, but it counted just the same.

Route one by Josifer September 6, 2009

brown route 

Same thing as the hershey highway. (Rectum)

"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."

brown route by Master of the factory January 22, 2007