"Look at that rotter over there, he's shit his pants, he's pissed out of his face, he's just shagged that whore without a johnny, there's red wine stains all over his lips, his eyes have
gone yellow, he's got odd socks on, the flies seem to be following him, there's a
belt wrapped around his arm, he's dragging a dead dog on a lead, oh and look, now he's vomiting down his
front!"