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rotflolwawm 

Rolling
On
The
Floor
Laughing
Out
Loud
While
Almost
Wetting
Myself.
:L
"OMG. that was so funny"- Guy
"Yer, tell me about it i was ROTFLOLWAWM"!
rotflolwawm by Rubyyy! April 29, 2008
Words you can keep

rotflolapmp

rolling on the floor laughing out loud and peeing my pants.
guy 1: lolz, that n00b just got pwn3d.
guy 2: rotflolapmp
rotflolapmp by moon demoness November 19, 2006

rotflolmaomg 

This word is a freakin' combination of rofl, lol, lmao and omg. You sure hope it can be longer, right?
Notice the OMG at the back? It means that you're only reacting surprised after laughing like mad. Most preferably ends with a question mark.
Brat A : diablo 2 lagd like hell.
Brat B : why wut happnd?
Brat A : playd hell hc n got killd by a f***in fallen... usin ur lvl 85 baba
Brat B : rotflolmaomg!!??
rotflolmaomg by Noobist January 22, 2008

Rotflolalmao 

A combination of nearly all laughing acronyms in the internet and texting world meaning: rolling on the floor laughing out loud and laughing my ass off.
A: Wanna go beat up Mike Tyson?
B: It's a little too hard.
A: That's what she said!
B: ROTFLOLALMAO!
Rotflolalmao by Godzilla1282 February 2, 2010

rotflolmaomfg 

The ultimate acronym, created by Rick and Dean, the sexiest bitches alive.

Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, laughing my ass off, oh, my fucking God

ALWAYS used sardonically.
ROFLOLMAOMFG! You are SO fucking hilarious!
rotflolmaomfg by Dean March 27, 2005

ROTFLOLWPMP 

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud while peeing my pants
I was ROTFLOLWPMPing at that joke.
ROTFLOLWPMP by Tyler Coouch November 26, 2007

rotflolwpimp 

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud while peeing in my pants. Something some ghy made up on AIM messenger.
me: hey did yo see that dude over there?
Friend: no who?
me: he slipped on a bottle cap in the middle of the road and fell on his face! it was funny.
friend: rotflolwpimp thats hillarious.
rotflolwpimp by Antwanet June 11, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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