A problematic cowardly yet somewhat boring act. Usually executed in or around the Wimborne area.
Often involves complete utter cod Shit and inappropriate discussions on conspiracy theory, BMW statistics and certain kung foo moves.
That looser was at the Coach and Horses last night. Doing a Rossiter again attacking thin air with kung foo moves whilst talking utter cod shit about his 1997 beamer.
"punch me in the stomach" he said with a smug I can take it coz I'm hard look written all over his chevy chase.
A tag created to warn others of a post by or related to James Rossiter.
His posts are most commonly found in the facebook page 'David Seymour Memes for Over-taxed Liberal Teens'.
The myth, the man, the legend spends his time "owning libtards", "crushing islam" and referencing Ben Shapiro (possibly his boyfriend), Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson constantly.
A rossiterpost may or may not try to brainwash you into believing that abortion is murder, a few links with lengthy videos may follow.
If you come across this man the best approach is to make sure he knows that you will never vote for Act. A rossiterpost will normally include no more than 500 words (that's an estimate not a promise).
Wow classic rossiterposting, he actually posted a 10 min video by Jordan Peterson lmao
An absolute no life cunt who deserves death. Spends all of his/her time playing videogames and eating shit. A depressed, rager who never accepts what he/she has done.
Truman- Jonathan is such a Rospity!
Eli- I Know! He spent all weekend inside playing Xbox instead of coming outside.
Someone with the name Rossiter is usually very funny and just the best person in general. However a big stoner. Usually good at most things but is too lazy to realise. A very sexy, good looking person that's definitely packing
Boy: have you met the new kid rossiter
Girl: yeah they are cool, i think i like them
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!