A word invented in the mid-to-late 1990's used to describe something that is so un-believably cool that a traditional, real word would not do it justice. Most commonly used by skateboarding, suburbanite mid-westerners born in 1986 or 1987.
Man 1: "Dude, yesterday in the lunch room they had chicken fried steak AND pizza. Sweet tits!"
The cleavage of two fat rolls (roehls) often mistaken for the vagina when having intercourse with an overweight female (fat girl). In situations where the female has one or more mega roehls, the best way to avoid the mega roehl is to throw flour on her and find the wet spot. Although mega roehls have a fair amount of moisture, frumunda, and stank, it is usually sealed by the exterior Mega roehl (mega roll). Therefore, the odds increase the vagina will be the most distinguishable wet spot. If you're lucky or experienced at hogging.
It felt so good until I realized I was fucking in between her fat rolls and not her actual pussy. Beware the Mega Roehl!
Amazingly fun game created by Physical Education teacher Kim Rohlfing. This sport is now played at four high schools in the Kansas City Area.
Rohlfball is just like volleyball except for a few key points:
-It is played on an outdoor tennis court
-The ball MUST bounce between every hit -The serve must be between the sidelines of a singles court, but after the serve out of bounds lines are the boundaries of a doubles tennis court
-Rohlfball is played with a kickball, also called a four square ball
"We got first in the Rohlfball tournament today!"
"That game is the shit! Did you know it was invented by my PE teacher?"
Man looking at paycheck: damn gov't Rothlesbergered me again, took another $20 out of my pay.
Or
Prisoner 1 at cafeteria: Give me your fruit cup punk or I will Rothlesberger the hell out yo' ass in the shower.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!