Routard

Routard - This is a retard who cant set up their own router configuration, hence Routard

Routard - 'yeah, ive forwarded the ports on my router, try and connect'

Pr0Gamer - 'err dood i cant connect!'

Routard - 'Well its you, TONS of ppl have connected to me before, its you not me, YOU, NOT ME'

Pr0Gamer - 'Ill just go and play with everyone else then, ... routard'

Routard by LucasbucK April 4, 2005

Rontard 

When someone is doing a job they have no ability or qualifications for but like to tell qualified people how to do their job.

That idiot was telling me how to do my job like a real rontard.

Rontard by Pelltier July 12, 2018

Romtardation 

A very severe case of mental retardation, with side effects like Romnesia.

Symptoms include flip-flopping, and babbling about binders full of women when he is so retarded he forgets he doesn't have any.

Oh my god! Mitt Romney's Romnesia is so severe, he has Romtardation! We must install a Romney chip on our nuclear missiles so we can recall them when he flip-flops! That is, if he becomes president!

Romtardation by Unorthodox Dude October 29, 2012

Rontarded 

When someone is so inept at life that people with developmental disabilities make fun of them.

David: Did you see that toothless guy looking at toothbrushes?

Trevor: he must be Rontarded.

Rontarded by Jar of Flies July 12, 2011

Rootard 

(wroo-tāřd) n. An angry australian man who spends his days and nights on a drug fueled rant in the mocospace news and politics forum. Common topics of interest include China, ameritards, Heath Ledger, pommy drongos, Kim Jong Il, one child law soup and communism. The Rootard's drug fueled obsession with American foreign policy often leads to him touting the virtues of Communist China. But even when faced with facts of China's horrible human rights violations, a rootard will invariably turn the subject to that of American foreign policies. When posed with the question of why he doesn't live in China, the rootard will inevitably fly into a tangent about how if he could live there he would in a second and often uses his standard adage "I wouldn't live in the United States, even if you paid me a million dollars."

Silly rootard, chopsticks are for chinks!

Rootard by SuD0N1m July 14, 2011

rowtarded

what happens to people who spend too much time on fraternity/sorority row

He joined a frat, and now he's becoming all rowtarded.

rowtarded by Pamela February 3, 2004

Rontard 

A supporter of Ron Paul, typically sporting a wicked case of isolationism, with a heaping helping of racism on the side.

"Based on the lame, scripted comments she left, I could tell she was a Rontard before I even visited her profile page."

Rontard by Kafir Alalazoo February 3, 2008