roosey

a person who is so utterly fantastic that they ooze raw greatness

wow! look at her
shes the epitome of roosey

by paramore246 January 11, 2009

Teddy Roosevelt

First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.

"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."

by SirGiggles February 15, 2017

Theodore Roosevelt

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.

Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(

by Sgt. Nexel March 3, 2020

President Roosevelt

One of the greatest presidents in American history no matter which one you're talking about :P

Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "President Roosevelt was amazing."

Blind Democrat: "You'd better mean Franklin because that stupid Theodore was a racist Republican."

Blind Republican: "You'd better mean Theodore because Franklin was a flaming Welfare loving social justice warrior."

Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "No, I mean both because both were great and put country over party. Without either of them, you both would possibly have been CHILD SLAVES, slaves to large businesses, eating poisonous food, drinking unclean water, and if all of that somehow didn't manage to kill you, then you'd die well before you could use Social Security to keep yourself alive and long lived."

Blind Democrat and Republican: "CUCK!"

by SomewhatOfALibertarian January 18, 2017

Rosey

Her name means so many things to so many people, but to her it doesn't mean much. She's talented and so beautiful- when she walks into a room people can't help but stare. She lacks self-confidence due to insecurities people have made her feel bad about before. She covers up those insecurities by being outgoing, friendly, and crazy. She's so strong and impacts the lives of everyone that she walks into. She gives so much- but very rarely gets much back. Someday she's find someone who wants to show her and help her recognize her own beauty because he will truly love her. She comes off as tough and a bit emotionless to many people, but that's simply because she builds walls around herself because many people she's let in have hurt her and left her. She's really a genuinely kind, warm-hearted girl who deserves so much better than how she's been treated. She's constantly looking below the surface, she's a kind, accepting, understanding, non-judgmental human being. She's also incredibly hilarious and sarcastic. She's probably been through a lot or is going through a lot, so she's always very grateful and appreciative for nice and kind people. She often feels lonely, very often times she feels hated by everyone, but she just has difficulty in being understood. She's realistic, but sensitive. She's brave, but thinks she's weak. She's beautiful- inside and out. From her perfect body to her intelligent, interesting, lovely, amazing mind, she's an absolute creation of perfection.

Guy 1: Rosey is so gorgeous! How can any guy not fall in love with her the second they see her?
Guy 2: I don't know, something about her just makes me want to get to know everything about her... she's beautiful.

by Ashlee C May 27, 2013

Going Rousey

To verbally go off (tear a strip off or go haywire) on someone.

aka "Going Rhonda"

Did you see that girl going Rousey on the dude? She was all up in his grill about to push his wig back!

by MMA Watcher February 16, 2012

Ronda Rousey'd

When you only last 48 seconds while boneing

Eugene-"I took this girl home from a party and I Ronda Rousey'd her"
Jarl-" damn bro that's embarrassing"

by AngelumUmbras January 3, 2017