roofey 

a dumb ass mother fucking bitch ass nigger Jewish peice of shit dick breathe ugly ass who likes to fuck his grandmas pet goat

you're a fucking roofey!

roofey by blackbitchassnigger April 27, 2016

Ed the roofer 

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.

That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.

Ed the roofer by spankio May 15, 2009

Roofer's Nut 

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

Roofer's Nut by boofaholic March 15, 2015

Roofylax 

A combination of rohypnol and laxative, secreted into someone's drink in order to make them simultaneously:

a) Pass out
b) Evacuate their bowels

Usually employed in jest, a Roofylax is also occasionally used as a pre-cursor to scat-fetish rape. In even rarer instances, it is self administered in a public environment as part of an exhibitionist fetish fantasy

1. "I have just roofy-laxed you. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in a strange environment, covered in your own poo. And so will I."

2. "I have just roofylaxed myself. Here are my house keys and a Sleigh Bell CD. Take me home."

Roofylax by roofy-lax November 25, 2010

Reverse Rooney Rule 

When you bring in a qualified balding or greying white male to interview for a job you know you have to fill with a woman or a minority, in order to ensure the whole day is taken up by interviews.

Steve has an interview on Friday but he knows he has no shot at getting the job. They're bringing him in to fulfill the Reverse Rooney Rule so their calendars appear full.

Reverse Rooney Rule by joestealthmode October 3, 2016

andy rooney 

A mean, cynical yet hilarious old man on "60 minutes". He does a commentary at the end but it's more like 5 minutes of an old grumpy man complaining...comic gold I'd say.

"You know what bothers me? (Insert 5 minutes of ranting)"

andy rooney by RobK June 30, 2005

roofy-proof 

A person who is so eager to hook up with someone that she/he doesn't mind being slipped a roofy.

Tracy is so horny. She's been hooking up with everybody lately. I think she's roofy-proof.

roofy-proof by tree pipit September 8, 2010