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randolf
Related to Gandalf, this man has a mighty beard that blows majestically in the wind. This person is known for pretending his name is Randy. He particularly enjoys long walks on the beach where his beard has fresh salty air to breath. (It is also known for being spelled Randalf)
randolf by Awesome ninja360 May 25, 2016
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rondolf • Rondolfini • Rodolfo • randolf • rondorf • Randolf itch • Randolf wont stfu • Rodolf • Rodolffo • rodolfiña
Randolf itch
Refers to a sudden intense itchy feeling of one's asshole while walking on the busy Randolf Street in downtown Chicago, IL. Due to the fact that the individual is surrounded by people, it is impossible to scratch without being embarassed, thus causing a considerable amount of pain and anguish as they walk down the street.
"Damn man I was walking to the metra and I got some insane Randolf itch all up in my ass. It was truly hell on Earth"
Randolf itch by Aegz November 2, 2008
Rodolfo
One of the most sweetest, most generous, most loving and caring person you will ever meet. A very competitive guy who will always go beyond his own limits to show others what he is truly capable of achieving. Rodolfo is a smart, kindhearted guy who is not afraid to stick up for those that he cares about. He puts up with a lot from others, but at the end of the day forgives them. Rodolfo gives great advice due to his rough past which he sometimes allows to haunt him.
When it comes to love, Rodolfo is in a completely different universe. If a Rodolfo shows great interest in you, do not throw the opportunity away because he is someone who will always be there for you. He will make sure that you're always happy, healthy, and safe. He has the ability to see through your fake smile when you tell him to not worry, that everything is fine, and that you are okay; knows when you're depressed. When he knows this, he'll say something only a sweetheart would say to try to cheer you up. A Rodolfo will set his heart out to the one he loves and is a ride or die guy. He only focuses on you, is very patient, and will wait for you to have mutual feelings. And you don't want to miss him when he's in bed with you and the mood is right because he'll make you scream while you're cumming and he's pounding away whilst passionately kissing you, and will make sure you come out of the bedroom with a big smile on your face ;)
When it comes to love, Rodolfo is in a completely different universe. If a Rodolfo shows great interest in you, do not throw the opportunity away because he is someone who will always be there for you. He will make sure that you're always happy, healthy, and safe. He has the ability to see through your fake smile when you tell him to not worry, that everything is fine, and that you are okay; knows when you're depressed. When he knows this, he'll say something only a sweetheart would say to try to cheer you up. A Rodolfo will set his heart out to the one he loves and is a ride or die guy. He only focuses on you, is very patient, and will wait for you to have mutual feelings. And you don't want to miss him when he's in bed with you and the mood is right because he'll make you scream while you're cumming and he's pounding away whilst passionately kissing you, and will make sure you come out of the bedroom with a big smile on your face ;)
her: Rodolfo has always been there for me unlike others, which is why I love and appreciate him
him: Maybe he's your soulmate that you've been looking for
her: He might be. We have so much in common even our personalities are lowkey the same
him: Better go tell him you love him now before it's too late
her: I think Rodolfo is mad at me and doesn't want to talk to me anymore
him: He always tells me how much he misses and loves you and how he wants you back in his life
her: Damn, Rodolfo is something else
him: Maybe he's your soulmate that you've been looking for
her: He might be. We have so much in common even our personalities are lowkey the same
him: Better go tell him you love him now before it's too late
her: I think Rodolfo is mad at me and doesn't want to talk to me anymore
him: He always tells me how much he misses and loves you and how he wants you back in his life
her: Damn, Rodolfo is something else
Rodolfo by an_ace_for_base July 13, 2017
Rodolf
Rodolf is a charming individual. He has nice body language. He doesn't criticize others. He don't try to put you on the defensive. And also give you his undivided attention. He easily make friends, particularly on social networking platforms. However, due to his shyness, he usually won't do the first move to get to know someone. He's shy in social situations. But, even when surrounded by strangers when outgoing with friends, he is always loud especially when comfortable with someone . He constantly talks about the movie with the person sitting next to him while watching it. He is the one who always starts the conversation and never runs out of things to say. Most importantly, Rodolf adores Bianca.
rodolf
Rodolf by loveyoubianca May 11, 2022
Randolf wont stfu
Randolf wont stfu by Mathaugostdidbailoud February 7, 2021
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