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When a man named randy jacks off
Randy: "yeah I really randolfed last night if Ya know what I mean"
Randolf by MRP10 December 30, 2016
Unemployed Filipino man usually residing in his room and playing Roblox.

They also spend unhealthy amount of time on 4chan and reddit.
Person 1. Oh look a Filipino
Person 2. That's Randolf
Person 1. I didn't know he was uneployed
Randolf by MCvonPlayer April 15, 2025
Randolf is HIM
Randolf by Zaandro July 22, 2026

Randolf itch 

Refers to a sudden intense itchy feeling of one's asshole while walking on the busy Randolf Street in downtown Chicago, IL. Due to the fact that the individual is surrounded by people, it is impossible to scratch without being embarassed, thus causing a considerable amount of pain and anguish as they walk down the street.
"Damn man I was walking to the metra and I got some insane Randolf itch all up in my ass. It was truly hell on Earth"
Randolf itch by Aegz November 2, 2008

Randolf wont stfu 

Jack: Randolf wont stfu
Habib: true

Athena and randolf

Athena and randolf a ancient word use by the skwad
bagay sila Athena and randolf
randolf and athena are lovers
Athena and randolf by NIFUNIBORNO9BR November 14, 2021
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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