rondezvous

a word used when youre unironically too stupid to realise that its actually pronounced rendesvouz

chamber used his rondezvous in wine on a main in ascent

by unochungus December 16, 2022

Rendezvouses

The plural of the word "rendezvous" that is not "rendezvous".

Despite their promise never to meet again she rendezvouses with him all the time.

It's crazy how many rendezvouses I've had with Steve this past month.

by pandaninja January 1, 2012

rendezvous

a meeting planned at a certain time and place , can also be a secret meeting between lovers.

"he was waiting for them at the rendezvous"

by Gucci January 13, 2005

Red Light Rendezvous

A special chance meeting at a red light with someone of lesser intelligence who just cut you off and/or sped in front of you so that they could get in front of you. Usually the result of wasteful speeding and/or reckless driving.

"The other day I had a red light rendezvous with a Mustang that cut me off for no reason. I promptly gave him the finger."

by LesJuanTed October 20, 2008

Rendezvous with Reality

1. A sudden encounter with economic reality that dramatically changes one's perceptions, plans or outlook.
2. A rude awakening to the stark differences between fantasy and actual life.
3. The dramatic change process that began in September 2008 with the collapse of the U.S. financial system.

Jean was planning to buy a vacation home in Hawaii until she had a Rendezvous with Reality -- her retirement fund had declined 50% since last fall.

by Peter Kobs May 19, 2009

mobile rendevous

cell phone sex, also, picking up a hooker

I was textin this girl the other night, and it turned into a mobile rendevous.

I'm going down Broadway to get a moblie rendevous.

by Bruno Boff September 29, 2010

secret rendezvous

a hidden affair to others between 2 individuals

Carolina and Josh had a secret rendezvous when she came over late at nite

by Anonymous July 30, 2003