An apathetic atheist.
An Apathist believes there is no god or higher power and that all religions are false but at the same time has no need to debate the issues or prove that his / her point of view is uniquely correct.
Apathists generally sit in silence during theological discussions unless directly asked about their beliefs. When the apathist is asked, the answers are generally short, describe how their opinion won't make any real difference to the grand scheme of things and wonder why people waste so much time discussing religion.
An Apathist believes there is no god or higher power and that all religions are false but at the same time has no need to debate the issues or prove that his / her point of view is uniquely correct.
Apathists generally sit in silence during theological discussions unless directly asked about their beliefs. When the apathist is asked, the answers are generally short, describe how their opinion won't make any real difference to the grand scheme of things and wonder why people waste so much time discussing religion.
Apathist: I don’t think there's a god but I also don't give a fuck. What is everyone else wasting their time on anyway? Do they think they'll magically get closure the millionth time they discuss this? Don’t they know they won’t get those hours and hours back?
by pandaninja November 27, 2016
1. Ronnie is such a polyho. She literally fucked everyone at the party except her boyfriend and girlfriend.
2. I’m living my best polyho life.
2. I’m living my best polyho life.
by pandaninja January 03, 2019
Despite their promise never to meet again she rendezvouses with him all the time.
It's crazy how many rendezvouses I've had with Steve this past month.
It's crazy how many rendezvouses I've had with Steve this past month.
by pandaninja December 31, 2011
A typo for sentences
Definition:
1. A misspelling or improper allocation of a bunch of words
2. A correct sentence sent to the wrong person
Typically done when typing or texting.
The sentenco generally goes unnoticed until someone points out your error. This makes you feel a bit silly while also showing the other person to be the uptight dickwad, who doesn't let things slide, that he/she is.
Sometimes, one doesn't focus on one's grammar, punctuation, check the recipient, or simply has to many chat windows open; when that happens and you are made aware, you know you had a sentenco.
Definition:
1. A misspelling or improper allocation of a bunch of words
2. A correct sentence sent to the wrong person
Typically done when typing or texting.
The sentenco generally goes unnoticed until someone points out your error. This makes you feel a bit silly while also showing the other person to be the uptight dickwad, who doesn't let things slide, that he/she is.
Sometimes, one doesn't focus on one's grammar, punctuation, check the recipient, or simply has to many chat windows open; when that happens and you are made aware, you know you had a sentenco.
Example 1:
Randomly sms from Guy 1: I had better not see your scrawny ass if you don't bring the 30$ you owe me!
Guy 2: dude, feel like I'm missing half a conversation here. whats up?
Guy 1: Sorry man. Sentenco.
Example 2:
Girlfriend: I got an sms from you today calling me Heather and saying how you'd be free tonight when you told me you were sick in bed!
Boyfriend: Shit. Totally the worst time for a sentenco!
Randomly sms from Guy 1: I had better not see your scrawny ass if you don't bring the 30$ you owe me!
Guy 2: dude, feel like I'm missing half a conversation here. whats up?
Guy 1: Sorry man. Sentenco.
Example 2:
Girlfriend: I got an sms from you today calling me Heather and saying how you'd be free tonight when you told me you were sick in bed!
Boyfriend: Shit. Totally the worst time for a sentenco!
by pandaninja October 10, 2011
Someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts
Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.
Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.
Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
1. Deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic
2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic
2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic
by pandaninja September 05, 2010
When facebook "upgrades" a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.
Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.
Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)
Shit! The latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! Fuck you Zukerberg!
by pandaninja May 23, 2011
What should be the official and only plural of Mongoose.
(also, if not official plural than at least a legit collective noun)
(also, if not official plural than at least a legit collective noun)
by pandaninja April 22, 2011