Religish

1. Sort of religious.

2. Picks and chooses/Is not consistent in religious practice.

3. Motivation and seriousness of religious dedication unclear
Shiva goes to church but only if the Sunday falls out on Yom Kipur. I guess she's only Religish.
by pandaninja April 10, 2010
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kleptoyenia

an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.

Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).

kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
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SCOR

Slowest Car On the Road

1. To SCOR someone is to pass them thereby leaving them the SCOR
2. To get SCORed is when one or many pass you, generally due to your extremely slow driving, leaving you the SCOR
1. That guy we just overtook drives like my grandma! We totally SCORed him!
2. Dude, you drive like my grandma, it's no wonder everyone is SCORing us
by pandaninja June 26, 2010
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Contractaholic

Someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts

Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.

Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
1. Deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic

2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
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Sentenco

A typo for sentences

Definition:
1. A misspelling or improper allocation of a bunch of words
2. A correct sentence sent to the wrong person

Typically done when typing or texting.

The sentenco generally goes unnoticed until someone points out your error. This makes you feel a bit silly while also showing the other person to be the uptight dickwad, who doesn't let things slide, that he/she is.
Sometimes, one doesn't focus on one's grammar, punctuation, check the recipient, or simply has to many chat windows open; when that happens and you are made aware, you know you had a sentenco.
Example 1:
Randomly sms from Guy 1: I had better not see your scrawny ass if you don't bring the 30$ you owe me!

Guy 2: dude, feel like I'm missing half a conversation here. whats up?

Guy 1: Sorry man. Sentenco.

Example 2:
Girlfriend: I got an sms from you today calling me Heather and saying how you'd be free tonight when you told me you were sick in bed!

Boyfriend: Shit. Totally the worst time for a sentenco!
by pandaninja October 10, 2011
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apathist

An apathetic atheist.

An Apathist believes there is no god or higher power and that all religions are false but at the same time has no need to debate the issues or prove that his / her point of view is uniquely correct.

Apathists generally sit in silence during theological discussions unless directly asked about their beliefs. When the apathist is asked, the answers are generally short, describe how their opinion won't make any real difference to the grand scheme of things and wonder why people waste so much time discussing religion.
Apathist: I don’t think there's a god but I also don't give a fuck. What is everyone else wasting their time on anyway? Do they think they'll magically get closure the millionth time they discuss this? Don’t they know they won’t get those hours and hours back?
by pandaninja November 27, 2016
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Nermit

A nerd hermit.

A socially inadequate, unstylishly dressed, occasionally annoyingly intelligent person who lives in awkward solitude.
When you're trekking upstate and randomly find a lawn chaired person reading "Death by Black Hole" you know you found a nermit.

"It's bad enough Eryn won’t come to the bop but she lives so far away, it’s a journey to get there just so she can tell us she won’t come because human contact!"
by pandaninja September 21, 2016
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