Dwayne Roloson is an NHL goaltender.
Dwayne Roloson is the
best NHL goaltender.
Dwayne Roloson plays for the Edmonton Oilers.
Dwayne Roloson is our savior.
Dwayne Roloson could be put on the ice alone agianst the North American and
World All-Stars and would clear the
puck into the opposing team's net before they could
get a goal on him.
Dwanye Roloson is more God than human.
Dwanye Roloson is infallible.
Dwayne Roloson is one badass goaltender. If Dwanye Roloson doesn't like what you are doing, Dwanye Roloson will hit you with his
stick. If you plow into the net and knock over Dwayne Roloson, Dwayne Roloson will
hurt you.
Chuck Norris wears a Dwayne Roloson jersey.
There will be many goaltenders that will walk, talk, act, and save like Dwayne Roloson, they may be the next
best thing, but there will be no one quite like Dwayne Roloson.