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roflsaurus 

The hybrid-being who in essence represents absolute, complete, and undying hilarity. In physical shape, it can be described only as a gelatinous monstrosity wielding not the physical construct that is a body, but rather the characteristics of a cross-breed between the exclamation of 'rofl' and a dinosaur.

See rofl
See dinosaur
During yesterday's regular observation of surroundings, I endeavoured to proceed to terraform the landscape that is my property's front lawn... but lo! A roflsaurus interrupted my labours and struck hilarity into my heart and soul!
roflsaurus by Theodorus March 28, 2004

Rolfesaurus 

A generic term to describe a particularly orrible individual who has very archaic views. Such as wondering why so many ethnic derived individuals are in the country. Why that particularly attractive female does not want him hanging out the back of her, or why she has not got the kettle on. Why did they ever replace typewriters with bloody computers. Anybody who questions a Rolfesaurus will most usually be described as a cunt.
That bloke is a right Rolfesaurus.
Fuck me Gary I don't think Sarah went to university just for you to say get the Fucking Tea love. You're a bloody Rolfesaurus.
John you do not need tippex to remove words on a Computer. You are such a Rolfesaurus.
Rolfesaurus by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010

roflsaurus rex 

A dinosaur of a status of rolling on the floor laughing
"Oh my god that is so funny! Roflsaurus rex!
roflsaurus rex by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

roflsaurus 

1. Lit. saurian considered emblematic of comedy, esp. puns and internet based humor. The common roflsaurus is known only to legend but is believed to average a meter and a half in height and to consume banned quotes off bash.org. Their mating calls are said to sound like, "Roofle roofle" ergo the name roflsaurus.

2. Denigratory term for a Forensics speech delivery posture. The roflsaurus involves placing a brief on a table and then leaning over it for a delivery punctured by gestures made with clawlike hands.
Bckgrd. One internet savvy coach got annoyed and called a speech-giver "roflsaurus" referencing both his nickname and his position.
The San Jose zoo recently acquired a roflsaurus that was captured on slashdot.

Ray, stop doing the roflsaurus or I'll make you do another Congress brief.
roflsaurus by Thelonius May 24, 2004

Roflsaurusrex 

The dinosaur that runs around and makes a ROFL noise when it runs jumps and eats usually stated after a funny joke.
I herd this joke from jack and i couldnt stop laughing its like the Roflsaurusrex was in the room XD

roonosaurus 

A young female child born with little to no hair. Often mistaken for a boy.
Yes, she doesn't have much hair, she's a roonosaurus, but she will grow to be a fine young woman with a full head of hair.
roonosaurus by JoeC26 October 19, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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